Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.