I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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