this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?