Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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