I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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