I just made out with a guy for $7.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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