Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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