Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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