Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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