Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I see more hoeing in ur future
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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