We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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