She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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