p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
These tits shall not be calmed
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