No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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