Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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