people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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