i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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