just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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