some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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