i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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