Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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