Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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