You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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