HIV tests are more positive than that guy
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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