your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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