she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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