that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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