Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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