bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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