I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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