Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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