I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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