I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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