Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i already hear my dad disowning me
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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