I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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