i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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