So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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