I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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