what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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