Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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