S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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