She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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