The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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