In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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