he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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