Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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