so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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