It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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