i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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