in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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