yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.