I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i think i have herpe
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.