I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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