Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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