escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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