About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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