The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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