when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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