I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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