I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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