Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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