Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
